From Jaycob:
- Cardboard is edible
- If it looks like a beating heart, does that mean the pizza is done?
- If I ever do band, I wanna do the big drum that has the stick with the giant cottonball on the end.
- Do you want us to get in the tub with a mattress? (We were having a bad thunderstorm.)
- When your pee is really yellow, why do the bubbles last longer?
- When lonely girls grow up, they get cats. Lots and lots of kitty cats.
- Four sneezes in a row is a record.
- I don't get cavities because I use Mint Cavity Control Toothpaste.
- If you are wearing absorbent pants.....and you poop in them....you might not feel it.
- 15 degrees is warm enough for shorts.
- The Vancouver Olympics are in China.
- I prefer to suck on my cheese.
- They have dinosaurs in New Zealand. They must cage 'em up.
- There's no point making popcorn if I can't watch TV while I eat it.
Happy Traks!!
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