Jayson emailed this list to me the other day. I got a good laugh (until #1) and thought I'd share.
#7. Walking in on your parents having sex
#6. Your mom walking in on you while you're having sex
#5. Leaving for training and having your wife announce she is pregnant.
#4. Your daughter informing you she has a boyfriend
#3. Farting while in the middle of training and realizing it wasn't just a fart.
#2. Realizing the hard way that the pan on the counter just came out of the oven.
#1. Holding your crying wife in your arms and realizing you are the most vulnerable person in the room.
- Jayson Geisler