On a positive note, we now have more room on our patio

Do you know what a large glass patio table looks like after it explodes in your yard?

We do.

Do you know how much wind it takes to break the straps on a hot tub lid and blow it into the mud?

We do. It's the same amount of wind needed to pick up a large glass patio table and explode it into millions of pieces in the yard...

Along with chairs...

And an umbrella.

Have you ever vacuumed your yard?

We have...

For 2 hours.

What a sight that must have been. Me...in a skirt...vacuuming the grass.

I am now in the market for a slate, plastic, or wooden patio table.

Happy Traks!